Mary Poppins is the gal,
Used to be a tyke and take a lot of sugar for whatever ailed her,
Now she’s running with the like and she’s a danger to all who know her.
Taking sugar is all well and good
Till you visit the hood
Get addicted with one melted spoonful
Helps the medicine go down while you break a golden rule.
Well now Mary, you’ve moved on to poppin’ something else now
Maybe that’s why you look so relaxed now
While your body wastes away
Your mind loves to play
And I wonder if you know where you are
Even while you’re driving your umbrella around and around the roundabout.
Yes, there’s a big problem for a Poppins,
The clue’s in the name
And they never quite have their head in the game.
I wonder if you can see
That Micheal’s no longer three
And little Jane’s got a boyfriend now
And sometimes they see Bert and ask him how you are and if there’s a way to reply to that he don’t know how.