It’s been a bad day, I’m sure you can say
It’s been a shite week and I hope you won’t freak
When I come over to yours to eat, sleep and pray.
Exams are the unholy grail of bullshit,
Even if I’m sure to fail, it’s not a near miss- it’s a near hit!
It’s been a crap month, I’m sure you’ll agree
Failed every paper I’ve sat, I’m sure you can see
Nah…. Nah… I think I’ll be fine
You see, I’m sat here with two bottles-
One vodka and one wine
While my brain gently throttles
And tries to grasp the intangible and the life
Why dirty Mae and Dave put us through this strife.
Who cares if my E just slipped down to a U?
I’m sure grades are important, kinda
But if that were true, I’d be able to find a
Good goddamn decent job, when I exit my degree
But it’s unemployment, as far as the eye can see!
It’s almost like… Grades are just slips of paper…?
And exams aren’t an accurate measurement of life, the universe and everything?
Nah, It must be just my problem- I’m a time waster;
And in two weeks time I got 25 exams I’ve gotta wing.